a cursory morning glance at my horoscope calls for me to “be attentive to what others say, because someone may say something that could be inspirational to you.”

ok people, lets go. i’m all ears. completely prepared to be inspired. because you may say something, that could mean something. or not mean anything. but the possibility is there. no? ok. then i’ll go along with what i originally planned to write. i think i’ve been bitten by the writing bug, because every day on the way to work i find myself extremely attune to my surroundings and actually catch myself taking note of topics to expand upon…all the while with the delirious notion my fascinating use of words and turn of phrase is JUST THAT GOOD that someone (bless their soul) would want to read my ponderings. i blame it on the increase of blog reading and accumulating instances of where people (yes, multiple persons! real people I tell you!) have made the remark, “you know, you should really write a book.” so, with that statement accruing in great proportions as of late, thankyouverymuch, i decided what the hell. a bottle glass of champagne and a good discussion with a best friend later, here we are. yes, i did just start that sentence with an “and,” using completely incorrect grammatical context after claiming to be somewhat literary-minded. deal with it. so, until I acquire that book deal that will put my lack of stable fulltime job driven panic attacks at bay, y’all are just going to have to put up with my musings (tee-hee. I think i’m southern.).

 

the problem, however, is what to dvelve into on a daily basis. most of my girlfriends believe that I should record my running commentary on the following:

  • All kinds of relationships past and present (not just romantic ones either- because let me tell you, the 7-11 guy who cleans the coffee station everymorning is so nice and helpful, it would be an injustice to not narrate the scintillating interaction of how he hands me packets of splenda- just for me!-every morning lest I not tire at the extension of my arm in search of a zero calorie sugar substitute)
  • people that appear and disappear from my life on a continued basis
  • my thoughts on these aforementioned appearances and disapperances
  • the randomness that ensues while living in a city where: people do not pronounce their R’s, and, will cut you off when driving at a moment’s notice, nearly hit your bumper, just becase they are massholes and have been granted the god given right to do so. you know, theoretically speaking.
  • my friends’ relationships dilemmas (as they seek expert advice from yours truly because don’t you realize I am ALL-KNOWING)
  • experiences that could, and do, only happen to ME
  • why I believe this phenomena to occur
  • my family’s attempt at putting the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional. ha. I kid you. really! we’re completely and totally 100% normal!
  • drunken nights out in a city with bars that close the doors at 1am people. 1 AM PEOPLE.
  • anything that happens to randomly pop into my mind. like bacon cheeseburgers. screaming, small children. puppies. annoying people who run on the treadmill next to you. who knows, one may even get a post on leggings and the need for fashionistas to be 80’s workout barbie.

however upon reviewing that list, and respect for those that have any interaction with me whatsoever, my dearest friends that put up with me on a daily basis, the boy (and previous boys!), and my family because god-love ‘em they HAVE to put up with me, i’m thinking that even though it might not be the greatest plan for my own well-being, it IS annonymous. and even if i have a bottle couple glasses of riesling, these statements could be posted faster than an update on a britney spears tragic life moment via celebrity blog. (just kidding! I love you britbrit! hang in there-fingers are crossed for a comeback & reunion with justin! you crazy kids belong together and you know it.) so, since this is an annoymous blog, I will do my best to keep you entertained with the little gems of insight that seem to fall into my lap on a daily basis and do my best to report on topics listed above, without knowingly bringing upon bodily harm and hatemail from the nearest and dearest in my life (whoa ctually know of this site), just to keep things interesting.


so, back to the celestial advice driven by the stars’ alignment. inspire me people…thoughts are always appreciated and feedback is welcomed. (play somewhat nice though. why? because its my blog.and i say so.yes, this IS a dictatorship. so there.) and who knows what you may just inspire with your comments in a land far, far away….called internetopia.