OH HAI INTERNETS.

Now, I have been called a whirlwind, a hurricane, and a tornado…but no joke when I say that this weekend? Nothing less. Seriously. I mean, if I tried to write a coherent blog post about it, I would probably go into so many tangents, that you would get SO lost and it’d resemble my book report of the Celestine Prophecy I wrote in 10th grade (have any of you read that book? Yeah, it’s awesome. But not so much when you try and write and explain about it. Train. Wreck. But I digress.) So we get…..you guessed it….

BULLLET POINTSSSS!!!!! Hot damn. I know y’all are EXCITED.

Updates:

  • Returned to Boston Wednesday night, with Baby Boy B in tow. He’s fabulous, but his separation anxiety is a lot worse than I had thought. Although, if someone is with him, he usually just whines. But he flipppped the f*ck out when I walked away and he lost sight of me. Not. good. But he’s a sweetie and currently laying on my bed next to me gnawing on his bone that is the size of my arm. Hopefully that shall keep him entertained for awhile. Other than that, he’s been a joy to be around.
  • I MET LA. And hi, she is amazing, and sweet, and so down to earth, and calm and beautiful and I just love her. And I really wish she would have made this move to Boston about a YEAR ago because I can totes seeing us having gigglefests and talking and laughing and commiserating over when our darling puppehs turn into little terrors. I also got to see my my precious Each, whom I love dearly, and will also get to see soon because we’re having B(arbie)EACH(ofthetwo) day. Get it? I’m so clever. Barbie and Each. At the beach. WOOOHOOOO.
  • THERE WERE FIREWORKS! Yes, the main reason I returned to Boston was because after living here for three years, I had never actually been down the Esplanade to watch the Fireworks and hear the Boston Pops. Let me tell you. As I sat there on my my blanket with my college friend that just moved here and we drank wine and watched the sunset, and listening to Rascall Flatts, The Pops Concert, and people watched and enjoyed the evening, I had a moment. An “ohmaigod I love this city so much I can’t believe I’m leaving” moment. B actually did VERY well at the fireworks, but it was with the help of a certain man, that he was so good. Which brings me to this bullet point of a back story….
  • So, we all know BB tends to have things that ONLY happen to her. Seriously. Well, way back in the beginning of June, I went to the Tom Petty concert in Philly. Now, I can’t remember if I blogged about the rest of the story bt here we go. So I went with my BEST guy friend who is like a big brother to me. And is awesome. Anyway, its after the concert, Barbie is hammered drunk and Petty songs are still playing in her head, and she is waiting for big brother to come out of the bathroom. So, to entertain herself, she drunk dials her IBFF, and proceeds to leave a fabulous message that should go down in the RECORD books for all drunk dials. Well, as Barbie is leaving said message, she notices a GORGEOUS boy who walks past her. So she catches his eye and smiles. He smiles back. (Barbie is still leaving Cici a message, now narrating this encounter). Barbie says Hi. He says Hi,. (Barbie explains to CiCi she is talking to a very hot guy, who from now on we shall call TomPetty BF.) Petty BF and I start talking so I hang up on Cici. (Sorry about that. Love you Cici. But I’m sure that voicemail was SO worth it.) SO, TomPetty BF and I chat it up for 10 minutes, and from that point on started texting each other back and forth, and emailing each other. A few phone calls were in there too. Which leads me to next bullet point now you have the back story…
  • TomPetty BF has a best friend who lives near Boston. So, he came up to spend the long weekend with him. Except, well, he kinda spent the entire weekend with me. And it was awesome. We talked. We laughed. We drank We ate. He met my friends. I met his childhood best friend. He played with B. And B is OBSESSED with Petty BF. No joke. Like, as in, slept on HIS legs and snuggled up next to him, and threw a fit when he became out of sight. B loves TomPetty BF. And I think he’s pretty cool. He thinks I’m pretty cool. Problem: He lives in Philly. I’m MOVING TO COLUMBUS, OH. Ahahahahahahahahha. SO yeah. Awesome. We enjoyed our weekend together, and took a tour of Fenway (it was AWESOME by the way) (and even got those cheesy photos they take of you) and took a bajillion pictures together and just really had a great time. No idea where its going (probably not anywhere, being distance, and um, the fact I’m kinda smitten with Greekman, but UM hello, we need to figure out what the hell we are, because we haven’t talked since Wednesday night, but thats not unusual for us, but that’s a WHOLE ‘NOTHER story, BUT STILLL.) Ahem. Where was I. Oh yes. TomPetty BF is awesome and it was a great weekend, and I am his wedding date for his best friend’s wedding in September. And he adores B. And me. And its reciprocated. Which is awesome. But he lives a bajillion miles away which kinda puts a damper on things. Lovely. /tangent.
  • I started my online classes. And I need to go read about Life Span Development. And Nutrition. Which I’m tres excited about. I also have to start packing. Which is not so tres exciting.
  • HotRoomie returned from his weekend away in NYC, and it’s good to have him back and hang out again. Just catching up and laughing and talking. Although B was super wary of him, which really shocked me. Even when he ate a slice of Apple Pie I made the other day, (and let it be said B does NOT give up a chance to eat pie), and B just sat next to me and stared at him. He wouldn’t go near him. It was WEIRD. Especially since he was allll over TomPetty BF. Anyway, after B spilled a glass of water on my phone this morning, thus breaking it and sending me to Verizon, HotRoomie took care of B and I think they bonded a little. I currently have a temporary phone, because Verizon guy totally was my hero and kinda bent the rules for me. I get my old phone replaced with a new one on Wednesday; in the meantime I’m figuring out how to use the Chocolate. Sweet. HAHA. Get it? Sweet.

Okaaaaaaay, in reviewing this post, I think I get a gold star for randomness and being ADD Barbie.

Score.

Hope you all had a great 4th of July, and Happppppy Monday!!!!

xo, bb